Saturday, 11 September 2010
Question. You are Meg Jackson. Your husband was stabbed to death in a workplace "incident" a couple of months ago, your teenage son has left home in a sulk and your hair is made of Lego. How do you seduce a dreary English doctor who's a decade younger than you, bearing in mind that he can't make up his mind between two more attractive women so you don't even feature on his radar?
Answer. Dust down your lego hair. Put on a pair of knee-high leather boots, tear down your curtains and make yourself a dress. And By the end of the episode your ensemble will have psychodelicised him into a hypnotic submission. Meg 100. Karen/Jean 0. Dr Greg minus several million.